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[15 Aug 2009|07:48pm] |
There are certain...benefits to working in a shop surrounded by females. I was hesitant at first, but now I see that there's a lot to be gained at Madame Primpernelle's.
For instance, did you know that girls are a hundred percent more likely to let you touch their face if they think you're feeling for unsightly blemishes? And that smelling their hair is completely appropriate for trying to decide whether or not they're more of a Ten Thousand Apples kind of bird or a Blushing Blueberry sort?
I think I might like this job after all.
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| six! |
[05 Aug 2009|04:55pm] |
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Isn't it funny when the roof of your building gets blown off?
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| five! |
[23 Jul 2009|10:30am] |
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I've made a huge mistake.
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| four! |
[15 Jul 2009|05:17pm] |
( PRIVATE )
Ladies and gentlemen, the wait will soon be over. I have been a busy, busy young man between interviewing for jobs and between creating an entire world of new products. Oh yes. It will be the best summer of your lives if you let me help you!
I have also acquired a large knicker collection over the years, and I only just realised it when I was packing to move. What should I do with them?
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| three! |
[08 Jul 2009|02:33pm] |
Applications sent! I won't tell you what I've applied for because I like to think that I am a Man of Mystery. It's what keeps the birds coming, you see. Always keep them on their toes, that's what I say. Life is grand. I want to thank everyone who came out to celebrate Dinglemas with me; it was a smashing success.
SLOPER. I don't have your trousers. Sorry mate. Turns out they were mine.
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| two! |
[02 Jul 2009|09:48pm] |
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. MERRY DINGLEMAS TO ALL!!!!!
one and all are welcome to my flat for festivities. presents not required. nudity probably is.
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| one! |
[29 Jun 2009|02:45pm] |
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Isn't it funny when people get things drawn on their face?
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